Today I learned that my mother keeps so much junk in her shower...

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By MollyTheCat - 07/08/2017 04:45

Today I learned that my mother keeps so much junk in her shower that she can't use it. Instead she uses a combo of what she calls a "bird bath," and Summer's Eve spray. FML.

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