Today, I learned that I'm even too dumb to make myself food.... - FML

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By Jana Frömming - 19/12/2017 15:55 - Germany

Today, I learned that I'm even too dumb to make myself food. All I had to do was pouring hot water in a bowl. But no, I had to pour it over my hand and get a second degree burn. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Saturday 23 December 2017 7:04

Everyone has their off days OP. Even if you can't cook, you can always learn. Hell, you can find hundreds of tutorials on YouTube on how to cook. Some of them even start from the ground up, assuming you know nothing, and begin with teaching you basic tools and skills before even starting the actual cooking.

Akitakat 31

Friday 22 December 2017 12:13

Please don’t call yourself, dumb... accidents happen.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 22 December 2017 12:13

Please don’t call yourself, dumb... accidents happen.

PhantomCrevan 8

Saturday 23 December 2017 7:04

Everyone has their off days OP. Even if you can't cook, you can always learn. Hell, you can find hundreds of tutorials on YouTube on how to cook. Some of them even start from the ground up, assuming you know nothing, and begin with teaching you basic tools and skills before even starting the actual cooking.

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