Today, I learned that a Hispanic friend wants to marry my girlfriend... - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2018 20:29

Today, I learned that a Hispanic friend wants to marry my girlfriend for citizenship. She's actually considering it. FML

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saffy66 34

Thursday 25 January 2018 12:23

They do realise it takes a lot more than that? And the penalties for getting caught?

Mynxie 26

Thursday 25 January 2018 15:09

Have to be honest, I hope they are caught. I hate people who cheat the system like that.

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saffy66 34

Thursday 25 January 2018 12:23

They do realise it takes a lot more than that? And the penalties for getting caught?

Mynxie 26

Thursday 25 January 2018 15:09

Have to be honest, I hope they are caught. I hate people who cheat the system like that.

Mynxie 26

Thursday 25 January 2018 15:09

And if your girlfriend isn't a citizen, how is she in the country legally?

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