Health: Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you,...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 06:48 - Australia

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

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ashleykay94 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:52

Wow, you're a dumb ass.

bbailey19 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:53

Why snort anything up your noise? Slippery slope brah

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blacksswan 10

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:44

So if your friends pressure you into jumping off of a bridge you would do it? You are an idiot. Don't breed.

laxerswag180 4

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:54

was this ur wanna be cocaine?

bubblegum9000 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 1:13

one time my friend dared me into snorting a pixie stick...that stuff burrrrrrrrns

andieflow3rs 1

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:07

why should you need to 'learn' that to know to not to do it?

reaper1718 7

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:32

Wow your a ******* idiot

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:32

Make it a meal & popadoms & HP sauce...

pyrogirl6622 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:37

If you where going to do that just get the red pepper from the shelf because curry powder is 96% red pepper.

fuzzbuck1 4

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:10

You r a ho

jsprackman 11

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:39

get WRECKEEDDD

vbmg152 18

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:41

YDI!! (that's all I got to say!)

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