By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

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Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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dectivebobby 6

Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

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hiandrews69 29

Time to ditch that bitch. Also, kick the the **** out!

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toaster012 17

Take charge.. Tell them they have to leave

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doglover100 28

Kick them out. Any person who drops their friend just because they are in a relationship is not a real friend.

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kemando 22

I'd have just asked him to leave. Technically you can call the cops, he's trespassing if he stays and you tell him to leave

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darkmis1 17

It's your house - tell them to leave.

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animerose08 6

Squirt them with a spray bottle, say "Bad! Not on the furniture!" and kick them outside with all the other animals in heat.

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bott_fml 4

Try and lose her again.

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wvcheesehead1 9

You are being used, they must not have had hotel money.

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