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<p>OP here. I'm not someone who swears or constantly uses my middle finger on purpose. I was walking to my local mall, one day, and my sunglasses were falling off my face so, without thinking, I used my middle finger to push them back up onto my face and it stuck. Whenever I used my middle finger for something without thinking, it doesn't bother me but I always wonder if someone saw it and thought I was flipping them off. </p>
And??????
It seems like people do this a lot, me included. I just laugh it off lol
<p>OP here. First of all, I finally got an FML published on the site. Second, I don't swear or use my middle finger on purpose. I was walking to my local mall, once, and my sunglasses were falling off my face. For some reason I used my middle finger to fix them and it stuck. I now randomly use my middle finger to fix my glasses or sunglasses from falling off my face without thinking. Also, I never beat myself up over this or anything like that. I usually have a moment of "I hope no one thought I
Or you looked like a super cool, super smart anime character. Did you get that perfect lens flare behind you where your glasses lenses looked white? (I'm a dork, yes.)
That's impolite too. You are supposed to point to people with an open palm up and gesture with your whole hand towards the person you are referring to. Go look at old period movies when people are introduced to each other.
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That was you?! Oh, I was ready to kick your ass, ma'am. Appreciating these anger management classes about now.
I do it all the time without thinking, when my sunglasses are loose. Nobody ever seems to notice or care. I wouldn't beat myself up over it if I was OP.