Today... I heard wind that a guy I can't even stand talking to... - FML

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By Kill.me.already - 18/08/2017 14:49

Today... I heard wind that a guy I can't even stand talking to for more than two minutes is going around saying that we are dating, and is totally obsessed with me. I don't even like him enough to have him on Facebook let alone date him. Doesn't help I'm batting for the other team either...FML

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