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By kara701 - 04/05/2016 03:21 - United States - Hemet

Today, I have to study for a really important history exam. I can't focus because my neighbor's dogs keep barking almost constantly. FML

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Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 5 May 2016 1:02

I was going to apologize until I saw California, my dogs is currently barking to be let back inside.

GimonMon 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 20:59

Put on some white noise really loud, usually helps me focus.

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GimonMon 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 20:59

Put on some white noise really loud, usually helps me focus.

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 5 May 2016 1:02

I was going to apologize until I saw California, my dogs is currently barking to be let back inside.

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