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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 15:40

Today, I have been left in charge of the house while my mom is away on vacation. So far I smashed the gatepost with the car. Found two dead birds in my mom's aviary and seems to have clogged the washing machine while washing my nieces stuffed toys. My mom is away for a month more... FML

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