Today, I had to poop in public. I thought I found a deserted...

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By mimi - 26/03/2018 10:34 - United States - Edmond

Today, I had to poop in public. I thought I found a deserted restroom, but then two girls walked in mid-poop and heard the resulting splash. When I came out, they laughed and took pictures of me. FML

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Wednesday 28 March 2018 19:27

I don't know about where you live bit here that is illegal and you can call the police

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 28 March 2018 19:27

I don't know about where you live bit here that is illegal and you can call the police

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