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Sorry man, I would dump her ass.
How'd that go?
Those garden tools make horrible girlfriends.
I see nothing wrong with that; having fun while being naked doesn't always mean it's sexual. OP, should she want to cheat on you, she will. Either let her have fun and keep your insecurities to yourself, or part your ways since you are not a match.
Very well put. I do not think that's insecure at all. I think that's common sense.
Whaaaaat the hell? Drown her ass !
What a ......... (add comment here)
(finishing your sentence) .... *cough* slore!
What a *****
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Hope she understands
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro