Miscellaneous: Today, I had to drive my fiancés car because he still hasn't... - FML

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By Moonshinegurl - 05/03/2016 13:42 - United States - Newark

Today, I had to drive my fiancés car because he still hasn't put my new plates on. He works at the dealership that we got the car from and what's worse is we have had these plates for serval weeks now. On top of that he has been driving the car to work. FML

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