Miscellaneous: Today, I had to bury my dog that put down yesterday. Moments...

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By CouldntGetWorse - 19/03/2016 22:18 - United States - Niles

Today, I had to bury my dog that put down yesterday. Moments after I said my final goodbyes my phone rings, it's the store I had a interview for a few days back telling me that I didn't get the job. FML.

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