Today, I had to break it off with the first person I've clicked... - FML

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By Bennie - 11/01/2017 01:27

Today, I had to break it off with the first person I've clicked with since I broke up with my fiancée last year. I knew she'd dated my brother in the past, but it turns out he's still in love with her just enough for it to utterly crush him. I know I did the right thing, but I'm still gutted. FML.

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k_cummins 21

Monday 16 January 2017 0:57

You're a good brother though

XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 16 January 2017 21:27

I know it's hard but you're a good person. I ended a long relationship and feel horrible about it but know it's for the best because I wasn't happy. You'll feel better soon.

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k_cummins 21

Monday 16 January 2017 0:57

You're a good brother though

XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 16 January 2017 21:27

I know it's hard but you're a good person. I ended a long relationship and feel horrible about it but know it's for the best because I wasn't happy. You'll feel better soon.

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