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By b - 13/05/2016 16:30 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, I had terrible cramps so I stayed home. A few hours into the school day my friends text me pictures of a promposal with donuts and music.. They told me it was for me but since I wasn't there they all are the donuts and celebrated it without me. FML.

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