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By Korentai - 02/02/2016 13:11 - United States - Katy

Today, I had sex with an amazing person I met. It was a great time, until I woke up in the morning next to her. I then got outa of bed to get dressed, when she told me that I should leave and never come back because "My dick shrunk". She clearly doesn't understand the concept of boners. FML.

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