Intimacy: Today, I had set up a new security camera to keep me and my girlfriends...

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By wellinmynews - 09/04/2016 09:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had set up a new security camera to keep me and my girlfriends house safer, at work I go to check it, only to find out she's giving a bj to her "best friend" she told me not to worry about.

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