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By AlyCat98 - 11/02/2018 00:05

Today, I had an argument with my family about how some of the things they said came off in a bad way and made it seem like I wasn’t allowed to date or have friends. Near the end of it, my stepdad told me he would shoot any black man who stepped foot on his property. FML

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stefan006 8

Wednesday 14 February 2018 14:53

Sad to see there are still those kinds of people in the world.

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stefan006 8

Wednesday 14 February 2018 14:53

Sad to see there are still those kinds of people in the world.

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