Today, I had a threesome with my girlfriend and buddy of mine....

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By Nothanksforthedick - 19/02/2018 04:55

Today, I had a threesome with my girlfriend and buddy of mine. Mid position-switch, I felt a finger go for my asshole. I asked my girl to stop and she said it wasn't her, he said it wasn't a finger. I'm straight. FML

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 21 February 2018 6:03

That guy must have one tiny dick if you thought it was a finger.

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 21 February 2018 6:03

That guy must have one tiny dick if you thought it was a finger.

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