By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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Top comments

ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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slick5880 22

I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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Steve95401 49

This is the first time I have ever heard that it pays to be drunk.

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robert76 5

Could be worse. You could be pissing your money away instead.

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Redoxx_fml 22

He must be lucky cause he's gotta a whole pot of gold

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ganjaone 2

Next time swallow some tape worm larva

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pantherprincess 6

Hope you didn't try to retrieve the change. Talk about flushing money down the drain.

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lovepandorasaver 11

I think they call it the munchies because it is supposed to be something you chew OP.

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jonahlees 2

"sit your five dollar ass down before I make some change... Oh god, what have I done "

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