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By bitchfacetrauma - 12/04/2016 17:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got yelled at by my mother's friend because I was "being rude and acting dismissive." All I did was look at her while she was talking to my mother and not pass a comment. She got angry because my resting bitch face is hardcore. Sorry I can't change my face, FML.

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