Today, I got up in the middle of the night to pee. At least that’s...

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2018 14:03

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to pee. At least that’s what I thought I was doing. In reality, I dreamt I got up, and therefore proceeded to wake up to me pissing myself. I was in my boyfriend’s bed. FML.

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:45

ohh boy your life sucks! that really sucks! hope he was understanding. not your fault

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:45

ohh boy your life sucks! that really sucks! hope he was understanding. not your fault

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