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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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By u raised him - 10/02/2018 01:30

Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By ghostyyy - 24/07/2010 23:21 - France

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 06:00

Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 00:00 - United States - Medina

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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hunterhound 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:59

great achievement

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 3 June 2011 2:00

Did he get his entire 15 minutes?

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sheethapins 13

Friday 3 June 2011 4:54

As a parent, you should have taught him that robbing fast food chains and Indian owned convenient stores are much easier to get away with. YDI for not teaching your juvenile delinquent the basics of being a smooth criminal. *moonwalks out*

vbmg152 18

Friday 3 June 2011 4:56

Meanwhile, my daughter was on TV for her charity work, helping the poor! I win!

Got_any_grapes1 4

Friday 3 June 2011 5:02

Are you sure it wasn't a jewelry store? Because then he would want to rob the jewelry store and tell em to make him a grill!

deefan101 11

Friday 3 June 2011 5:04

well that blows! sry

mejiiaa 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:22

tanga

thomas357 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:29

lol fyl

imhere6969 1

Friday 3 June 2011 5:30

well seems like u riased him good

Jstars131 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:38

At least it's not because he is dead..

thomas357 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:42

win

jello22 1

Friday 3 June 2011 5:43

it could have been worse....... he could have been arrested for trying to rob a dollar store

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