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By JesusWasBetrayedToo - 02/05/2017 06:53

Today I got the honor of playing Jesus in an Easter play. I told my fraternity of 100 guys about it for a month and a half, even today to remind them. It was free and only an hour and a half. None of them showed up. FML
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GhostFox 33

...I wasn't aware fraternities were known for their dedication to religion and the adherence to it.

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Druu 53

Fraternities are Greek, and your insistence on shoving monotheism down their throat is downright insensitive. You play Jesus -- you walk around, you nap a bit, and you wake up. That's NOTHING compared to Hera's fury over Zeus's antics. Remember the time he turned himself into a bull just to get it on with a mortal?? CLASSIC Zeus.

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GhostFox 33

...I wasn't aware fraternities were known for their dedication to religion and the adherence to it.

3 1
Druu 53

Fraternities are Greek, and your insistence on shoving monotheism down their throat is downright insensitive. You play Jesus -- you walk around, you nap a bit, and you wake up. That's NOTHING compared to Hera's fury over Zeus's antics. Remember the time he turned himself into a bull just to get it on with a mortal?? CLASSIC Zeus.

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