Miscellaneous: Today, I got my first period in months. I can't stand, I want... - FML

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By fakk - 17/02/2017 12:22 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I got my first period in months. I can't stand, I want everything we don't have, and I work incredibly early. FML

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