Health: Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both...

By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 06:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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TCASE1994 0

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

It was free though?

thanks_asshole 2

Friday 18 November 2011 0:15

multi tasking

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xBunii18x 2

Friday 18 November 2011 2:21

At least you got braces off! Maybe get a tongue piercing? Lol jokes ^^

chels1994 11

Friday 18 November 2011 2:29

kill two birds with one stone

shotgun479 4

Friday 18 November 2011 2:30

I smell a lawsuit

jan3d03 0

Friday 18 November 2011 2:42

She pierced yours now u get to pierce hers!!! Rofl

honeybadger123 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:07

haha i hate the orthodontist they sick

butterz1839 3

Friday 18 November 2011 3:27

Love it when that happens

mattorama 15

Friday 18 November 2011 3:33

You need better insurance.

scenequeen2lean 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:40

Ouch.

graham11 14

Friday 18 November 2011 3:48

Two for the price of one

Solid_Wolf 1

Friday 18 November 2011 3:59

Did he atleast give you a discount?

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