Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

Were you dressed as goldilocks?

Gerblat 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:18

Did he steal your pic-a-nic basket?

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jrl13 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 22:53

wow....sorry, op, but..... HAHAHAHAHHA that's hilarious.

snuu_man 0

Friday 1 October 2010 23:58

Wickerman!!

Gazarok 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:57

no. it was a bear in a "man-wearing-a-bear suit" suit

sarcdude 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 23:20

the illustration made this fml win.

tschell 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 8:25

how u do that?

goldhighways 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:33

this is defiantly a fake.

Karma495 0

Friday 3 December 2010 13:59

oh that's mofo funny

iftheglovefits 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:39

PedoBear Seal of Approval! (;

FML858 0

Friday 7 January 2011 5:37

it's new York, what do yu think is gonna happen?

FreakingFYou 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:46

I laughed so hard at this!

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