Miscellaneous Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.

shade34 19

Thursday 7 April 2016 11:41

I can't decide which is worse: being mugged by a hooker, or being mugged by a fake one!

aspecialspecial 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 14:40

Probably shouldn't have gone for a hooker then huh?

Mudge 11

Thursday 7 April 2016 15:16

these hoes ain't loyal

d3vil666 6

Friday 8 April 2016 9:30

Ya they call it "trick rolling" pretty ****** up

citrusglass 22

Saturday 9 April 2016 0:36

Follow up? We need a backstory please, because this sounds ******* hilarious.

STFU01 14

Saturday 9 April 2016 22:53

How did you know she was faking it?

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Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the end, my cat jumped up on the bed, saw the movement under the blanket and immediately pounced on my downstairs, puncturing certain delicate areas with his claws. FML

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Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

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Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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