Today, I got into a really bad fight with my girlfriend, she’s... - FML

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By leogs23 - 19/02/2021 10:20

Today, I got into a really bad fight with my girlfriend, she’s been feeling lonely and sad because I’ve been working so much, she said that I don’t deserve any sex or love because I don’t spend enough time with her, I have to pay all the bills and rent, she lives rent free in my apartment. FML

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Regis Bent 12

Saturday 20 February 2021 22:18

Tell her that things aren't working out and start seeing other people. You don't need to be with someone who's only there to drag you down

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 20 February 2021 20:25

Tell her how fulfilling a job can be, and that she can use it to help pay for her lonely, sad, FREELOADING butt.

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JasonThorn 20

Saturday 20 February 2021 20:25

Tell her how fulfilling a job can be, and that she can use it to help pay for her lonely, sad, FREELOADING butt.

Regis Bent 12

Saturday 20 February 2021 22:18

Tell her that things aren't working out and start seeing other people. You don't need to be with someone who's only there to drag you down

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