Health: Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By somethingblue - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Lowell

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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adishalala 0

Friday 17 June 2011 11:46

neway... how was the wedding :] ?

Doortje 29

Friday 17 June 2011 11:52

I smell vomit.

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deefan101 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:18

wow that sucks!!! looks like your romantic honeymoon is ruined! have fun on the crapper! sorry OP! FYL!

FYL3246 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:25

well doesn't that suck :/

demetrius19 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 10:46

bad wedding

jiggad369 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:07

alcohol > everything

rroxie124 5

Monday 20 June 2011 13:39

Time to sue the caterer (:

apineapple 40

Tuesday 11 November 2014 7:41

at least you're alive.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Wednesday 10 December 2014 19:24

Hope the guests are okay !

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 17 December 2014 3:59

Hope it doesn't affect the honeymoon.

xAmethystx 12

Tuesday 25 August 2015 8:54

Happened to me too! But it wasn't my wedding..

millsjoshua949 12

Wednesday 16 September 2020 3:33

If you got food poisoning then everyone at the wedding should have gotten food poisoning too.

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