Today, I got fired for something I didn't do. My coworker who...

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By firedfornothing - 20/09/2018 02:39

Today, I got fired for something I didn't do. My coworker who was in charge of closing the store for the night, left the back door wide open. I got fired and he did not get a word said to him. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 24 September 2018 4:34

If you can prove it, go to HR.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 24 September 2018 4:34

If you can prove it, go to HR.

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