Today, I got called by my boss for not showing up to work. Confused,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2017 19:06 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got called by my boss for not showing up to work. Confused, I told her I wasn't scheduled to work today. Her response: "I sent you a picture of your schedule this week." The schedule was for next week, and I was told my job is on the line for this. My aunt is my boss. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 11 December 2017 7:44

Reasons to never work with or for family: This. They give you the shittiest assignments because most people will just do the job instead of protesting, because all the other family member has to do is throw a fit and blame it on them. Some people should just talk a nice long walk off a very short dock... over lava.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 11 December 2017 7:44

Reasons to never work with or for family: This. They give you the shittiest assignments because most people will just do the job instead of protesting, because all the other family member has to do is throw a fit and blame it on them. Some people should just talk a nice long walk off a very short dock... over lava.

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