Kids: Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently,...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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Saturday 12 December 2009 9:17

Punishing kids for blatant honesty. Gotta love society.

Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:17

Kids say the darnedest things.

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iluvlaffing 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:08

Just explain to the school that this is true

NoteMyGrin 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:20

Haha, brilliant. (:

SeventhFonons 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:08

When I was like three or four, I learned words like 'shit' and others from my grandfather; my mother was nevertheless not very happy with him after I started repeating the words in public restaurants 8D

carolthebitch 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:18

LOL

Jim9349 10

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:39

lol, good kid, I seriously would be proud.. but I doubt you would be...

stella23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:22

That's actually pretty funny, sucks that she got suspended. I don't understand why some people think that the kid seeing her parents having sex would teach her the word '****'. Unless they were talking dirty...she probably learned it from somewhere else. When I was younger I learned a lot of bad words from my older cousins. And if the kid had never used any bad words in front of her parents up to that point, how would she know they were bad? If she was never reprimanded, she probably had no idea.

xoconnie 8

Sunday 13 December 2009 3:05

wow you suck WAY too much. (Literally)

natizakhi 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:19

fakeeeeeee! you cant get suspended from pre school. youre just a dumb bitch and a douchemeister! anyone who disagrees can suck the shit out of my ass!