Today, I got a big fat 0 on a paper worth 25 percent of my grade...

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By arisa - 27/02/2018 06:51

Today, I got a big fat 0 on a paper worth 25 percent of my grade because I used contractions. I am a freshman in college and was not made aware of this rule by the professor or anyone else. FML

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 1 March 2018 13:09

Discuss this with your professor. Surely you both can come to an agreement? 25% is just too much to ignore. Good luck!

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 1 March 2018 13:09

Discuss this with your professor. Surely you both can come to an agreement? 25% is just too much to ignore. Good luck!

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