Today, I got 2 pet mice as a Christmas present. My aunt doesn’t...

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By Stinky - 25/12/2017 05:34

Today, I got 2 pet mice as a Christmas present. My aunt doesn’t like any small animals, and while I was setting up the cage in my room, she came up and asked me “Doesn’t your room smell enough like shit already?” She’s 83. FML.

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Rachel Kuck 5

Tuesday 26 December 2017 23:51

Tell her you thought she'd have a lot in common with the mice, since she's such a miserable old shrew.

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