Today, I found out that the noise I heard last night wasn't the... - FML

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By Kara_araK - 06/09/2017 21:11 - South Africa - Krugersdorp

Today, I found out that the noise I heard last night wasn't the wind like I had expected, but a burglar trying to get into my flat. Later, I also found out that the same burglars tied two people up and shot one person in another burglary the same night I heard the burglar/noise outside my window.FML

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