Today, I found out that my son intercepted the package of drug...

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By parent - 01/01/2018 06:26

Today, I found out that my son intercepted the package of drug tests I ordered and threw them out. I spent hundreds of dollars. FML

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Sunday 7 January 2018 23:22

If the drug tests were for him and he went to the trouble of throwing them out, he is probably on drugs.

Sillychees 22

Thursday 11 January 2018 10:17

He was scared you would find out he likes smelling snow

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Sunday 7 January 2018 23:22

If the drug tests were for him and he went to the trouble of throwing them out, he is probably on drugs.

Sillychees 22

Thursday 11 January 2018 10:17

He was scared you would find out he likes smelling snow

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