Today, I found out that I was pregnant. The following day I was... - FML

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By "J Claire Sanchez" - 06/03/2020 10:41

Today, I found out that I was pregnant. The following day I was told that my grandfather had passed away. We were not able to tell him the good news. FML

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J15237 25

Monday 9 March 2020 18:26

I am sorry this happened and for your lose, but still be excited for your baby. If he is a boy then perhaps name the baby after your grandfather? Only if you were close.

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J15237 25

Monday 9 March 2020 18:26

I am sorry this happened and for your lose, but still be excited for your baby. If he is a boy then perhaps name the baby after your grandfather? Only if you were close.

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