Health and School: Today, I found out that I have to have my wisdom teeth removed.... - FML

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By Not an excuse - 11/09/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that I have to have my wisdom teeth removed. The appointment for the surgery is in the middle of this week, but none of my professors believe me. I have been given the same "lame excuse to get out of school" lecture five times. FML

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Ali Rizvi 10

Tuesday 11 September 2018 15:12

Have you not been given anything in writing by the dentist?

AngryKitten 24

Tuesday 11 September 2018 16:54

bring them a doctor's note

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murdomac 9

Tuesday 11 September 2018 20:55

Easily fixed by taking in an appointment letter as proof.

distortedcognition 17

Tuesday 11 September 2018 22:02

Go in afterwards when your cheeks are swollen like a cabbage patch kid with extracted teeth in hand

Nhayaa 21

Wednesday 12 September 2018 4:26

Have you ever heard of "Peter and the wolf"? 🤔😉

skippydoda 32

Wednesday 12 September 2018 8:47

Usually that's not a problem. You can take a doctors note to students affairs office and they contact your professors.

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