Intimacy: Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday... - FML

By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

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Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

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Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

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Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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Undo! Undo!

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 16:00

Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML

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Jeopardy

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 08:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML

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Shot from both sides

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 12:00

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Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML

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Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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MarkeiMark 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:10

promotion! (:

PaintTheStars 2

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:11

Well your gonna have to. Pretend like it never happened and if he mentions it act confused and say a friend pranked you.

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6sick6 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 12:35

Cap, I have a feeling the boss is a dude..

Stumblebum30 5

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:00

not sure why people can't control how much they drink, do something totally stupid then, feel the need to share how dumb they are with the world.

tygerarmy 35

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:18

YDI if you can't control yourself it's still your fault.

soccerscout7 6

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:43

what if the op is a guy?

sweetTnt_fml 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:51

U Schupid

puddyria 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:54

really? dumb much?

Doortje 29

Thursday 9 September 2010 14:43

Ah well, boss, boyfriend, you both find them under 'b'. happens to the best of us!

Waffle817 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 14:52

FAIL!!!!!

IIIXIII 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 15:13

drunk actions are sober ambitions...now climb that ladder!

perdix 29

Thursday 9 September 2010 15:18

So, after seeing his naked pictures, you've decided you don't want to be part of his staff?

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