Today, I found out that everyone in my music class got set an...

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By No one is bulletproof. - 31/03/2017 16:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that everyone in my music class got set an half hour session with a professional to help them improve their original compositions. I'm the only one who's not in a group and working by myself and didn't get set a session. FML

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