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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 744

You deserved it 4 800

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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You deserved it 2 833

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 560

By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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You deserved it 4 303

Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:19

Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:33

i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.

Comments

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:20

That is just sick. Your mom scares me.

Eviktion 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:24

lol that's funny. I'm a massive fucktard though so just ignore me :))

ts_eliot 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 19:58

what I wanna know is, did the boyfriend figure it out?

Arcran5 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 19:40

Ouch. that must have hurt badly...

Link5794 18

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:26

People can't help being gay, and therefore cannot deserve something for being gay, so stop saying "ydi ******" you ******* homophobic trolls. No, I'm not gay. Btw OP should definitely sue. That is definitely illegal

jess2gd4u 0

Monday 8 November 2010 11:58

yes u can help being gay!!!

SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 7:20

Does you mom not trust you or your boyfriend?

bloozombie 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 17:16

my mom does that through facebook all the time with my bf o_O

wallacetm 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:35

sucks4you09, you r hot!!!!

Avi_I_am 6

Monday 2 May 2011 22:53

My mom does that too. One time I caught her talking up one of my guy-friends and it wasn't even the guy she thought it was, He never believed me when I told him it wasn't me. I spent the rest of the year working with a guy who thought, I thought, he was a stud muffin.