Today, I found out my fiance's been fucking my little step-brother.... - FML

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By Suicidalish - 09/02/2018 22:46

Today, I found out my fiance's been fucking my little step-brother. So now, If I'm right on my math, A guy's been plowing my soon-to-be-wife, and his dad's been plowing my mom. FML.

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Mynxie 26

Monday 12 February 2018 7:23

There aren't any other men in your stepfather's family that might be doing any other women in your family, right? Sorry OP. Dump the cheating bitch.

JasonThorn 20

Monday 12 February 2018 20:47

Your stepfather is entitled. Your step-brother is a fiend. Tell his father he's the reason for the breakup.

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Mynxie 26

Monday 12 February 2018 7:23

There aren't any other men in your stepfather's family that might be doing any other women in your family, right? Sorry OP. Dump the cheating bitch.

JasonThorn 20

Monday 12 February 2018 20:47

Your stepfather is entitled. Your step-brother is a fiend. Tell his father he's the reason for the breakup.

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