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By Son of.. - 20/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found out my father was having affairs, at least three. I went to my mother immediately, and was relieved she believed me. We kicked him out of the house, serves the abusive ass right. Unfortunately, he left my mother a permanent reminder. She just came positive for herpes. Thanks, Dad.

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