Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break...

By smiles22 - 27/11/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Saturday 27 November 2010 16:12

Wait, that's not normal? Shit.

bahahaa1 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:08

ouchhhh, get a back up guy then(: justkiddinnnn

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WhatTheFuq 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:42

He just wants someone to have sex with when your not home. No biggie

kelserzzzz 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:45

pfffft wow player alert!

abbeymcnally 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:30

How do you know you weren't previously a back-up?

sk3l370n 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:43

fix the back-up girl up with someone, then dump his ass

kwame93 2

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:49

so did he have to use her?

toyotasmash 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:14

I did this for years

AthinaMarie 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:17

Whats the problem? Always make sure you have a back up plan!

breebreeboo 4

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:42

at least you're not the back up! get over it. it's really no biggie.

jamesmeyer2010 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:05

hey cutie

ChaoticJaela11 1

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:11

Well now you know you need a back up guy :)

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