Miscellaneous: Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying....

By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 21:03 - United States - Newport

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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You deserved it 104

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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You deserved it 97

By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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You deserved it 5 495

By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 185

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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You deserved it 4 909

ohhhsnapple 14

Monday 19 August 2013 16:05

You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!

TrueTriage 16

Monday 19 August 2013 16:10

You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.

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bli_fml 3

Monday 19 August 2013 22:53

FYL, you have a homophobic father ):

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:22

The son he never had

an3ph 20

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:49

You sure?

Blink_me26 21

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:56

"You've been a good son Brian, and I'm sorry you're so sick."

lininnes 6

Tuesday 20 August 2013 3:32

OP probably has an estranged gay brother. Hope her boyfriend won't cheat her on her gay brother -that would be another fml

Cheezes 7

Tuesday 20 August 2013 3:42

You're not kinda manly, are ya?

QU33NOFAWKWARD 16

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:41

The power of alcohol can do many things

lVlrReaper 4

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:59

makes a hell of a story for the Christmas party!

djsammyc 19

Tuesday 20 August 2013 5:43

hes hammered........

Inked0803 12

Tuesday 20 August 2013 5:54

Someone fell off the wagon

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