Miscellaneous: Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That...

By ImTheD0ct0r - 20/09/2013 04:37 - United States

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 784

You deserved it 3 171

ImTheD0ct0r tells us more.

ImTheD0ct0r 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 1:13

Hey op here. I loved all the comments. They were really funny. And I did throw away the lingerie. The worst part was it was my favorite pair so I was sad I had to throw it away.

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

naxeeb 33

Friday 20 September 2013 12:09

Doesn't he have the right to feel sexy once in a while? :P

Kalipczo 21

Friday 20 September 2013 12:12

...Well did he at least look good in it?

Comments

We_Google 2

Tuesday 24 September 2013 4:04

I wear panties, and all sorts of lingerie, and I'm a teenage guy

Norris_FTW_77 9

Monday 7 October 2013 11:36

All I can picture is, "It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!"

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Awkward Work Coworkers Love Anniversary Divorce Transportation Cars Health Relatable Surgery Healthy Lifestyle Growing old Technology Money Ironic Embarrassing Animals Relationships Horses Jealousy Birds Miscellaneous Photography Mysterious Neighbours Cute I need your advice Clothes Family

The Top

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 123

You deserved it 9 067

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 243

You deserved it 49 092

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 640

You deserved it 4 287

Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 315

You deserved it 267

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 851

You deserved it 1 749

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 116

You deserved it 127