Geek: Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

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Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By shocked1 - 07/01/2009 15:22 - Canada

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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

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By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

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Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Brotherly love

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 11:00

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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Awkward

By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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Hunthas 17

Saturday 9 August 2014 22:55

Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D

ZombieRaptor 5

Saturday 9 August 2014 22:53

.. Did he write it? Or something he found.

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fantasyworld 37

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:01

That's disturbing.

Wolfipoo 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:25

A few words for you, What, The, F***, I mean people have different tastes so it may seem interesting for him, but FYL OP.

sajupt 17

Thursday 19 January 2017 2:00

Incesting.... ?

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Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML

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Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML

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Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML

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Today, I was conducting surveys over the phone at work. As I called a new respondent, someone answered the phone, burped loudly, and hung up. This isn't the first time. I hate this job. FML

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Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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