Today, I flipped the bird at a fly that has been hanging around... - FML

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By numbat97 - 12/06/2018 10:45

Today, I flipped the bird at a fly that has been hanging around my window all day trying to get out. Then I realised someone was walking past on the footpath outside. He saw me. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 14 June 2018 3:50

I've flipped off many things in my life; friends, strangers, God... but I've never been so mad at a fly that I've flipped it off. That's a new level of frustration I've yet to experience.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 14 June 2018 3:50

I've flipped off many things in my life; friends, strangers, God... but I've never been so mad at a fly that I've flipped it off. That's a new level of frustration I've yet to experience.

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