Intimacy: Today, I finally gave in to the sexual tension between my friend... - FML

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By cheeecracker - 03/04/2016 17:54 - United Kingdom - Great Sutton

Today, I finally gave in to the sexual tension between my friend and I and we had sex. With us having a connection and so much sexual tension I expected it to be amazing and intense. It wasn't. It lasted barely 3 minutes and it was ridiculously awkward. What am I meant to do now? FML

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